Fun English – 4 doctor jokes so you can learn English with a laugh!
When was the last time you went to see a doctor?
Did anything funny happen? Quite often, there are language confusions with doctors and nurses… especially if you’re in a foreign country. For example, something funny happened to me once when I went to see a doctor while I was in France.
After talking to me for a few minutes, the doctor asked me to “sit up straight”. My French wasn’t very good at the time, and I understood “raise your right shoulder”. So, I raised my right shoulder. She just looked at me as if I were crazy and repeated her command. In the end, I understood her and sat up straight.
Anyway, just for a bit of fun, here are 4 doctor jokes so you can learn English with a laugh!
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BUT… before listening, make sure you understand these words and phrases:
An animal about the size of a sheep with horns and a beard
Two meanings: a) a baby goat; b) a young child
A sharp piece of metal for sewing (joining pieces of material together), or for giving injections
I see your point
Two meanings: a) I understand you; b) I can see the sharp end of the object you are holding
4 doctor jokes
1 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m invisible.
Doctor: Who said that?
2 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m a goat!
Doctor: How long have you felt like this?
Patient: Since I was a kid!
3 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I’m going to die in 51 seconds!
Doctor: I will be with you in a minute!
4 Patient: Doctor! Doctor! I think I’m a needle!
Doctor: Mmm… yes. I see your point!
Ha, ha, ha!