Easter bunny jokes in English!

 

In this class, you’ll learn some Easter bunny jokes in English.

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The Easter Bunny is an imaginary rabbit. He brings children chocolate eggs for Easter. Traditionally, parents hide the “eggs” in the garden for children to find.

Here are some Easter Bunny jokes. Many of them are based around the word “hare”, which is a large type of rabbit. “Hare” is pronounced exactly the same as “hair” – the stuff that grows on your head.

A: How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat?

B: With a hare-brush.

A: How did the wet Easter Bunny dry himself?

B: With a hare dryer.

 

A: How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good?

B: With hare spray.

 

A: What did the Easter Bunny get at the hairdresser’s?

B: A hare cut.

 

A: What did the Easter Bunny study at university?

B: Hare dressing.

 

A: What do you call an Easter Bunny with no fur?

B: Hareless.

Now see if you can remember the jokes. Look at the joke beginnings and see if you can say the endings! Once you’ve learnt them, try telling them to a friend.

Good luck!

How does the Easter bunny keep his fur neat? _____

How did the wet Easter Bunny dry himself? _____

How does a rabbit keep his fur looking good? _____

What did the Easter Bunny get at the hairdresser’s? _____

What did the Easter Bunny study at university? _____

What do you call an Easter Bunny with no fur? _____

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